Meet Senpai

Every dashboard needs one thing staring back at you while your net worth does whatever it’s doing today. That’s Senpai — the small orbiting mark that lives in the corner of the dashboard, floating there whether you’re checking in for the first time today or the fifteenth.

Senpai has moods

Senpai’s commentary changes depending on what’s actually running underneath it:

• Claude connected — sharp, a little smug, and not shy about narrating exactly what your portfolio is doing
• Local Intelligence only — dry, matter-of-fact, entirely unbothered by the absence of an API key
• Claude offline — quietly sympathetic, acknowledging the outage without making it weird

Interacting with Senpai

• Tap the speech bubble to cycle to a new line on demand
• Leave it alone and it’ll cycle on its own every so often
• Hide it from the overflow menu’s Intelligence section if you’d rather check your portfolio in peace

What Senpai is not

Senpai doesn’t manage your portfolio, doesn’t place trades, and isn’t a substitute for the verdict engine or action plan. Senpai has opinions about your portfolio. Whether those opinions are useful is between you and Senpai.